NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE CYNICAL SCORN AND VITRIOL OF THE UPPITY BIKE SNOB AT YOUR LOCAL LBS AND I'M HERE TO PROVE IT!

DISCLAIMER: I guess the double middle fingers that looked like pew-pews on the original upload didn't comply with my advertiser agreement. This one was way too much work, and way too fun to not get paid for it, so I'm re-uploading! You've probably already seen it, but it's worth a second watch! (right?)

Sorry about my haircut. It's a whole thing and I don't wanna talk about it - send me some SUPERS to help me feel better $❤️$❤️

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