Battle of the Cola Boys!
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LYRICS:
Pepsi:

Look at this little bitch in the red can
Aint even a 10th as good as I am
Killin opposition quick is my plan
And this is the damn Attack on titan
Slingshot a rock at the head of the beast
I’m the better drink
And I got the receipts
A nationwide test from the west to the east
Wanna guess who the best is?
Read it and weep
You suck and everybody knew itBut the Pepsi challenge undoubtedly proved it,
You look parched, in need of some fluid
take a lil sip - bitch taste the music
You’re 12 ounces of disappointment
Im Boutta kill the king and then get anointedwelcome to your first skull-fucking appointment
No vaseline just a tube of some ointment
Classic coke, gross its old news
A dusty fossil,
I’m new and improved
Im the best and I’m blue
Bitch im coming with that hot shit
Your damn can is the color of a dog dick [dog whimper]
And I don’t wanna get too off topic
But if I keep thinking of you I might vomit
And just incase no one told ya
You aint been shit
Since they took the cocaine out your cola ..... Bitch




Coke:

What you think this is, some kinda joke?
You really wanna do this dance with king coke?
Hmm okay lets see,
Lets count the reasons folks love Pepsi
1… i got nothin,
But Im ready to beat you down so start duckin (huh)
-Nobody likes you bitch so quit frontin
I’ll treat you like a pornstar treats his step cousin
Somebody oughta stop this god-awful knock off
Hand me a Glock and I’ll pop a shot off
One in the dome aint nobody gonna speak out
they’ll just laugh as your insides leak out
Yeah, you had that pepsi challenge
Tried to make the score just a little more balanced
And people liked you after one sip
But by sip three they smelt the horse shit, (oooo)
So Wave the white flag and just forfeit
You look like death and your taste is morbid
….I’m the king, you aint nothing but a jester
A Taste-bud molester,
A Market infester
Allyour investors, better pull out now
Quick Spread the word ya’ll get it around town
Pepsi’s the new worst bubbly drink
An ug-a-ly fink
Can’t wait to watch your company sink
I hate when people compare you to me
That’s like - comparing Kwame brown to kobe
The only motherfuckers who still drink your shit
Are poor souls who dont know what real coke is
From the year you were born
all the way to today,
The one constant thats remained the same
Is when a waiter says sorry no coke today
They get stabbed if they ask me “is pepsi okay?”