If Tom and Chick went to a scary movie together, would Tom comfort America's Sweetheart? Move over Bing Crosby and Bob Hope, the world has a new pair of road buddies out causing hijinks on the country's highways: Pat Godwin and Josh Arnold. The first stop? The death site of Buddy Holly. The second was a near fatal accident for Josh, or as we would refer to it, the Day The Comedy Died. Then two of our favorites zoom in: Bobcat Goldthwait and Dana Gould! Tom plays one of his baby making favorites while Chick explains his two rules for concerts. The gang shares their essential Pop Tart hacks. A man was charged with "adulteration of food" after dipping his nuggets in a customer's meal. Tom sets Josh up when he asks what he would taint with his boys. Pat Godwin shares a tribute called Ballsa. Josh trash talks poodles. Harrison Ford lost his credit card. That's it. That's the story.