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00:00 Storybook Opening
02:32 Call to Adventure
06:49 What the? SaltyDKDan?
07:47 Part 1: The History of Tamatoa (and Also Ron and John)
12:38 On to the next Goth Patty person!
13:34 Emirichu’s Castle
14:14 Part 2: MY History with Tamatoa
19:46 Where do I even go next
20:23 Macro’s Gamer Pad
20:50 Part 3: The Death of Disney Villain Songs
25:15 Learn the Goth Pattycake/Patrick’s Chicanery
27:10 The Trading Quest
32:11 Sideways’ Music Room
32:41 Part 4: Why Shiny Works Musically
38:21 One Villainous Scene
39:12 Hey all!
39:56 The House of Shelby
40:24 Part 5: Why Shiny Works Visually
47:36 TierZoo’s Tree
48:12 Illy’s Castle
48:39 24 Frames of Nick? From the YouTube channel 24 Frames of Nick?
49:16 Part 6: Why Tamatoa Works Thematically
57:30 Tamatoa-Related Depression
59:38 The Truth is Revealed
1:03:00 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?
1:05:49 Down with Oscar, up with Tamatoa
1:09:18 I’ve come to make an announcement
1:10:29 All hail Tamatoa!
1:12:53 I NEED IT SHINY
1:15:46 We did it!
1:17:13 Conclusion: I like Tamatoa
1:19:33 Credits!
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Directed by Schaffrillas Productions
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Script by Schaffrillas

Story by Schaffrillas and Pappy G
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Edited by

Goop Videos - Animated scenes (   / thegoopvideos  )
Schaffrillas - Live-Action scenes
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Analysis portions edited by

Shooting Films (   / thesonicandmario100  )
Pappy G (   / @pappyg3187  )
Goop Videos (   / thegoopvideos  )
VillagerBoy527 (   / @villagerwolf527  )
Jalisa Weschen (   / @lavenderwhale  )
JK Doodles (   / channel  )
CGF-Movies (   / @cgfmovies  )
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Opening storybook scene by

Adie Valavanis (@lunchmonger) (   / thestarkids123  )
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Tamatoa attacking scene by

HourofPoop (   / @hourofpoop  )
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Tamatoa CD-i claws by

Jimmy Davis (   / @jimmydpooper  )
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“I Need it Shiny” cover by

Elsie Lovelock - vocals (   / sweetpoffin  )

Schaffrillas - lyrics

Francesca Arco - additional help

Chiwikawai - instrumental (   • Shrek 2 - Holding Out For A Hero (ins...  )
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Shrek Theme Violin Cover by

Furyxx Violin (   • SHREK - Fairytale (Intro theme) - Cov...  )
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Starring

James Phyrillas as Schaffrillas

Patrick Phyrillas as Pappy G

William Boas as SpaceTree Studios (   / spacetree88  )

Chris Schaffer as SpaceChris7 (   / spacechris7  )
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Sarah Z
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ToonrificTariq
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Cosmonaut Marcus
Big Joel
Seamus Gorman
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Bobdunga
Xiran Jay Zhao
Editing is Everything
Razbuten
Jimmy Davis
Caddicarus
Uncle Al
CrystAAHHL
ColeyDoesThings
Anthpo
Sideways
Nando v Movies
Scott the Woz
Girlfriend Reviews
TierZoo
Illymation
24 Frames of Nick

Newscaster voiced by Goop Videos

Mr. Bamason
VillagerBoy527
Citizen HAL
Shooting Films
C1em
Mordo
DepressedLuigi92
CGF-Movies
TheSteamLord
Goop Videos
Jalisa Weschen

And everyone who submitted a Twitter video!

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Shrektastic $20 Patrons
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Vintage

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Special thanks to

Goop Videos
Pappy G
Chris Schaffer
William Boas
Jalisa Weschen
Mordo
Jonathan Goldenziel
Ron Clements and John Musker
Jemaine Clement
Everyone who wouldn’t stop messaging me to make this video for the past three years
And viewers like you. Thank you.