Allegedly. If this turns out to be a hoax the worst thing that can happen is that I’ll have read a fanfiction which is also my brand.

Click your favorite character in this screenplay:
Rey’s colorful sari -   / jennynicholson  
Tor Valum, who teaches no one the secret to life-sucking for thousands of years and then Kylo shows up deformed and seething with rage and aggression and Tor Valum is like “okay” -   / jennyenicholson  
Dade played by one of the kids from Stranger Things, which becomes a funnier casting choice with each passing year -   / progamerjenny  
Hux, just, Hux -   / spider_jewel  
The stormtroopers too bashful to interrupt a couple who’s making out -   / spiderjewel  
Breakout star VX-20 -   / jennynicholsonvids  


A tweet about the screenplay (allegedly) -   / 1226126955533209600  

HQ First Order symbol by Willy_Breeze on reddit -   / i_made_the_first_orders_symbol_in_high_qua...  
Banjo Kazooie footage by ZorZelda -    • Banjo Kazooie HD 100% Walkthrough Par...  
Smash Bros footage by Vee -    • Jigglypuff's SUPER floaty