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Here's the lyrics -


PURPLE HULK SINGS A SONG

Oh it's the night before Christmas.. and I'm on the job!
a couple miles of decorations no this party can't flop -
This ain't my first rodeo, the tower it's covered in snow
And Jarvis down in the basement's getting brand new code
But just to throw a giant spanner in steps hammer yea he should be in the slammer but he want's the blood of Banner
I should be laying tinsel round and round the tree but sh*t just went Die Hard and I'm in charge so guess it's all down to me...

BUT OH NO! I PRICKED MYSELF WITH BANNER'S BLOOD SO LET'S GO!
I GOT A MASSIVE LEG - I'M STARTING TO GROW, AND MY VEINS THEY EXPLODE - I'M GONNA GRAB THAT HAMMER NAIL HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE SNOW!
I'M GONNA GRAB THAT HAMMER NAIL HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE SNOW!

It just got real.. I tried to hide but every time I reveal -
My position, skill precision not my thing oh yea I'm prone to indecision that's why Happy decks the halls and all the heroes get the missions
But I'm.. growing muscle getting angry while my limbs extend, I'm like Sam Sulek if he never missed a day of tren -
I'm massive, I'm mutant, I'm cranky, I'm ratty, A massive purple Hulk but underneath I'm still happy..

BUT OH NO! I PRICKED MYSELF WITH BANNER'S BLOOD SO LET'S GO!
I GOT A MASSIVE LEG - I'M STARTING TO GROW, AND MY VEINS THEY EXPLODE - I'M GONNA GRAB THAT HAMMER NAIL HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE SNOW -
I TRIED NAT, TRIED TONY AND I TRIED BANNER TOO - THEY'RE BUSY DOING CHRISTMAS IS THAT EVEN AN EXCUSE - SO GUESS IT'S ALL UP TO ME -
THANK GOD I'M A FREAK
I'LL LEAVE A STACK OF BOTS - UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE

I want to go back to arguing about the snacks
Defragging Jarvis should have known everything would collapse
But now I'm pink and purple bots and busters they're just hurdles -
Hired goons and Hammer too they've all become my punching bags
So Happy Christmas, you'll see these big fists, I'll smash titanium like brittle ginger biscuits -
that adorn the gala tables that are now destroyed and broken but it's Christmas happy holidays and Happy Ho Ho Hogan!

BUT OH NO! I PRICKED MYSELF WITH BANNER'S BLOOD SO LET'S GO!
I GOT A MASSIVE LEG - I'M STARTING TO GROW, AND MY VEINS THEY EXPLODE - I'M GONNA GRAB THAT HAMMER NAIL HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE SNOW
I TRIED NAT, TRIED TONY AND I TRIED BANNER TOO - THEY'RE BUSY DOING CHRISTMAS IS THAT EVEN AN EXCUSE - SO GUESS IT'S ALL UP TO ME -
THANK GOD I'M A FREAK
I'LL LEAVE A STACK OF BOTS - UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE