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TRANSCRIPT:

Even thought cannabis is legal in Canada, if
you're carrying pot when you enter the country,

you must declare it at the border, otherwise
you may face arrest and possibly criminal prosecution.

[car honks]

Where are you coming from?

Vermont.

What?

We don't have any pot to declare like at all so
like, no point even lookin'.

Papers.

Passports.

Reason for visiting the states.

I was visiting my friend.

And who are you?

I'm the friend.

We were both looking for me but I was in the
car the whole time so we couldn't find me.

What's with the smoke?

Uh.

[same time] Pot. Muffler.

Did you buy any cigarettes?

No, smoking is gross.

Then why do you have so many lighters?

Uh cuz we really like slow songs at concerts?

I'm gonna ask you guys a couple of questions,
ok?

What's eight times nine?

Eighty-nine.

What's fifteen percent of a forty dollar bill?

Too much?

How many grams are in an eighth?

Three and a half.

How many grams are in a quarter ounce?

Seven.

And how much is an ounce?

This much?

I'm gonna have to confiscate that.

Oh man.

That's like drug abuse.

Dude, how did you even know we were high!

You told me you drove in from Vermont.

Yeah...

This is the Canadian side.

[both start laughing]

[voiceover] Weed is legal in Canada, so you

really don't have any good reason to leave.

A message from the Canada Border Services
Agency.