“It’s not magic, it’s talent and sweat. People like me ensure your packets get delivered unsniffed." - Bertram Gilfoyle

This is "The Top 10 Most Memorable Gilfoyle Quotes (Silicon Valley)."

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#10 - “He’s as pointless as Mass Effect 3’s multiple endings.”
#9 - “Either she froze time, met and married the man of her dreams, unfroze time, and hopped back on to vid chat with you, or... you’re the dogface.”
#8 - “If my mother was naked and dead in the street I would not cover her body with ‘that’ jacket.”
#7 - “I find parades to be impotent displays of authoritarianism.”
#6 - “Ergo, I would like to be a helpful idiot. Like yourself.”
#5 - “This thing is addressing problems that don’t exist. It’s solutionism at its worst. We are dumbing down machines that are inherently superior”
#4 - “It’s barely social engineering. It’s more like natural selection.”
#3 - “The history of humanity is a book written in blood. We’re all just animals in a pit.”
#2 - “You’re gay for my code, you’re code gay.”
#1 - “That’s what the f*ck I do.”