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WHENEVER ANY PERSON WAKES UP IN CHINA: THE SPIRIT OF KARL MARX HIMSELF VISITS THEM AND PROVIDES ADVICE ON THEIR DAY TO DAY STRUGGLES FOR MARXISM LENINISM: SO I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND KARL MARX & ENGELS SAID TO ME: "GO FORTH EAT A MASSIVE PEKING DUCK". REPATRIATION MEAL MENTALLY PREPARING MYSELF FOR THE "DIFFICULT GRIND" BACK IN MY HOME COUNTRY SO I'M JUST MENTALLY PREPARING MYSELF FOR THE GREAT COMMUNIST STRUGGLE I FACE ON A DAILY BASIS PUTTING SAUCE ON MY DUCK BACK IN THE HOMELAND. TODAY, I SPOKE PERSONALLY WITH KARL MARX HIMSELF: HE SAID TO EAT PEKING DUCK, DRINK TEA, EAT CHICKEN, EAT LIVE LOBSTER SASHIMI, DRIVE A BMW, AUDI, OR BENZ (GO GERMAN), DRINK MOUTAI, ORDER DESERT, BE SURE TO LIVE AS A TRUE COMMUNIST FOR LIFE. AFTER I MET KARL MARX, THE GREAT BIG GERMAN INDUSTRIALIST ENGELS CAME OVER AND POURED A GLASS OF SCHNAPPS & BAVARIAN ALE. HE SAID: “SON YOU MAKE US COMMUNISTS BEAM WITH PRIDE MEIN KAMERADE! JAWOHL HERR ENGELS I EAT AND DRINK TO YOUR SPIRIT!”. #PEKINGDUCK #BEIJING #DUCK #BEIPING #CHINA #HIGHEND #LUXURY #CUSINE #TEA #中國 #北京烤鴨 #FIRSTCLASS #FINEDINING #DESERT #PASTRY #中国 #雞爪 #鴨子 #蛋糕 #流氓 #北京特色 #BEIJINGDUCK #ROASTDUCK