The Pirates of the Caribbean movies are deader than a skeleton pirate, by which I mean, not dead enough

Pick your bad Johnny Depp role:
The Mad Hatter -    • Star Wars: Behind the Scenes of Behin...  
Tonto -   / jennynicholson  
Secret Window which was good at the time but now is kind of hard to enjoy -   / jennyenicholson  
The Mad Hatter AGAIN -   / spider_jewel  
"Sherlock Gnomes" wtf -   / spiderjewel  
Husband -   / jennynicholsonvids