“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated,” said the Chinese philosopher Confucius.

In that same timeless spirit, we came up with the final episode of S.U.R.F - where we took Ozzy, Krooky, Jel and Vinny to the frigid winter waters of Melbourne’s URBNSURF wave tank and asked them to complete a range of needlessly complicated surf-based skill tests. 

We then asked our panel of 9 local experts, who decided 70% of the vote, to pick a winner. 

The remaining 30% was determined at our party in Byron Bay, where the audience stuffed bolts into a life-sized cardboard cutout of their choosing, to crown the overall World Champ. 

Let democracy/complexity prevail.