This is my attempt to put it in a fun song so people hear the practices they need.

Original article: https://blog.trailofbits.com/2023/08/...

Lyrics by: Patrick Collins
Sang by: Christina Rotondo
Produced by: Marvin Fockens

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Lyrics:
Verse 1
To be safe, make sure your contracts best,
You gotta know this: CAN YOU PASS THE REKT TEST!?!?
Do you have all actors, roles and privileges documented?
External services known and interactions cemented?

Pre 1
Have you tested and written your incident response plan?
Know your System's attack vectors? And no-nonsense Employees man!
One person in charge of security,
using multi-step multi-sig or hardware wallets to show your maturity

Chorus 1
To stay safe you have to pass the rekt test, pass the rekt test
Otherwise web3 will never be the best, never be the best
You never want to have a rekt news debut
So follow this in order to keep funds safu (pronounced “say-foo”)
To stay safe you have to pass the rekt test, pass the rekt test

Verse 2
Used the best Automated Tools?
Like Slither or Aderyn, the static a jewels
Have you got an audit, a Security Review
Setup up Bug bounty, don't forget those too!

Pre 2
Post deployments not a joke, so dont forget to monitor
Without that it won’t matter if you had the best auditor
And last but not least, to give you proud parents
YOU BETTER FUZZ TEST YOUR MUTHA FUCKIN' INNNVAARRIIANNTTTTSSS

Chorus 2
To stay safe you have to pass the rekt test, pass the rekt test
Otherwise web3 will never be the best, never be the best
You never want to have a rekt news debut
So follow this in order to keep funds safu (pronounced “say-foo”)
To stay safe you have to pass the rekt test, pass the rekt test

Outro
6% of defi TVL is a tragedy (woah)
We don’t need another “Very profitable trading strategy” (no)


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