With apologies to JRR Tolkien...

The Disk goes ever on and on
Even though most of them will crash.
I'd rather be watching Wrath of Khan,
Than playing PC Gamer trash.
Bruce cracks the discs, it's quite a shock
And Adam loads some Marvel games
Where Spiderman out-spells Doc Ock
Or Scarlet Witch shows boobs to James

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