In this profoundly motivational and accidentally informative video, I will show you at great personal risk to myself how to play the titanic* racing game "Titan Race" designed by Julian Allain, illustrated by Jean-Baptiste Reynaud, published by Funforge, and distributed by Passport Game Studios. Get ready for titanic* fun!!

Please post any rules questions or feedback below and I'll be happy to help!

*Titan Race is in no way related to the tragic sinking of the RMS Titanic in 1912, other than the fact that both are about a supposedly "unsinkable" ocean liner filled with rich people, steerage passengers, and not enough lifeboats.