What a fun time I had yesterday. Sitting there, minding my own business when a knife comes flying through my window. As soon as I heard the crash, I jumped up, grabbed my camera and ran to the window.

Naturally, as soon as the proletariat scum saw my camera they hauled ass. I called the cops, and wouldn't you know it, the people who live below us are protecting the identity of the person who did it. We're going to have a nice, long talk with their landlord. What can I say? My neighborhood is rapidly turning into a ghetto.