The boys hope that the hot girls at Raisins will cheer Stan up, but it only makes him feel worse. Butters, however, finds the girl of his dreams.
"Raisins" S07

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EXT. RAISINS - DAY
The exterior of Raisins looks just like a Hooters, with the exact same color scheme.
INT. RAISINS - DAY
The interior of Raisins is also exactly like a Hooters. The only difference is that instead of beer logos and signs everywhere, there are signs for soft drinks and fruit drinks.
There are still the usual video games, dart boards, NFL and other sports posters.
HOSTESS GIRL
Hey guys, welcome to Raisins!
(grabbing menus)
Six of you?
The boys are absolutely floored, looking around.
BOYS
Wow...
HOSTESS GIRL
Right over here.
The boys walk through the restaurant, passing by other boys sitting at tables, each with a hot Raisins girl talking with them. At each table, the boys are just staring longingly at their waitress while the she talks.
BRUNETTE WAITRESS
So you guys having a good time today?
BOYS AT TABLE 1
(zombie-like unison)
Uh-huhhh...
At the next table it's the same.
BLONDE WAITRESS
How about some more Fun Fries, guys?!
BOYS AT TABLE 2
Okay...
A Raisins girl is at another table of boys.
RAISINS GIRL
Hey guys! How are you doing?
BOYS
Gooood...
RAISINS GIRL
Oof, I'm glad you guys came in. Everyone in here is such a loser. But you guys seem cool!
The hostess walks the boys to a table and puts their menus down.
HOSTESS GIRL
Here you go guys... Lexus will be right with you.
KYLE
What'dya think Stan? These girls are pretty cute, huh?
JIMMY
Jesus Christ, I think I've died and gone to H-h-heaven.
BUTTERS
This place is AWESOME!
CARTMAN
How do you know?! We haven't even TRIED the food yet!
The hottest little waitress, LEXUS, walks up with a notepad and pen.
LEXUS
Hey guys!
BUTTERS
Woa...
LEXUS
How are we doing this afternoon?
BOYS
Gooood...
LEXUS
I'm so glad you guys came in. Everyone in here is such a loser - but you guys seem really cool.
BUTTERS
We are!
LEXUS
So what can I get you?
CARTMAN
(reading menu)
Um, get us the zingy tingy wings... And mozzarella tasty tots... and...
As Cartman reads off, Butters stares at the waitresses with a wide open mouth. She looks at him and winks.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
Oh, And bite size pizzazas and a pitcher of lemonade.
LEXUS
(writing)
Great! I'll put your order in right now!
As she says this last line, she puts her hand on Butters back.
BUTTERS
You guys! I think our Raisins girl likes me! She touched my back when she walked away! Did you see that?!
Lexus walks away and puts the sheet from her notepad on a clip which hangs from a line that goes back to the kitchen
LEXUS
RAISINS GIRLS!
She fires the clip toward the kitchen, and then all the raisins girls stop what they're doing and cheer.
RAISINS GIRLS
WOOOOO!!!/OH YEAH!/Uh-HUH!!!/etc.
Kyle sees that Stan is moping and then looks toward a little waitress named PORCHE in the foreground.
KYLE
Hey look, over there, Stan! That Raisins girl is really cute, huh?! Why don't you say hi to her.
(calling out)
Excuse me!
A little girl named PORCHE walks up.
PORCHE
HI GUYS! My name's Porche!
KYLE
Hey this is Stan.
PORCHE
Oh hey, cutie! How are you?
Kyle gets out of his seat and gestures for Porche to take it. She does.
PORCHE (CONT'D)
I love your hat. I used to have a hat JUST LIKE THAT except it was black and didn't have a puff ball on it. Ohmigod, my hands are so cold! How come people have hands anyway? Did you ever wonder that?
EXT. RAISINS - NIGHT
An establishing shot to show that time has passed. From inside the building, we can HEAR the song YMCA playing.
INT. RAISINS - NIGHT
Several of the Raisins girls are doing the dance to YMCA, some standing on the floor and some standing on stools forming a nice little group. The boy customers are all cheering them on.
BOYS
WOO!/YEAH!/WHISTLING/etc.
At our boys table, Cartman has a HUGE plate of chicken wing bones in front of him. His mouth is covered with hot sauce, as he rests back like he has just eaten a whale.
CARTMAN
Oh my god... You guys... this is the greatest place in the world...
Meanwhile, Stan looks horribly bored as Porche sits next to him, playing with her hair and talking.
PORCHE
Have you ever noticed how much sand there is at the beach? I mean, haven't you ever wondered where all that sand came from? Ohmygod! This one time, I saw a beetle that was this big! Ewww!
STAN
Can we go PLEASE?
KYLE
Okay, okay, come on guys.
The guys start to scoot out.
PORCHE
Oh my God thank you guys SO MUCH for coming to Raisins!