A compilation of every* Space Corps Directive/Protocol/Health & Safety rule on Red Dwarf, plus some Rimmer Directives thrown in!

Obviously just the ones we see on-screen.. there are a whole lot more elsewhere!

*Unfortunately clips from the Promised Land are unable to be included, but have listed these below:

- Extreme caution should be taken on the naturist deck when peeling carrots.
- Derelict ships have to be made safe before the senior officer ventures on-board.
- Any unnecessary ship should dispose of itself by flying straight into the nearest sun.
- No ship may be decommissioned that contains living crew members who are listed on the manifest.