The anti-NFT ballad.

It started as a joke in a group chat. And then I wrote all the lyrics, recorded a garbage demo, and edited the video. So now? It's a PSA.

LYRICS:

We don’t talk about crypto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about crypto
BUT!
It was our blockchain
It was our blockchain
We were getting Bitcoin and there wasn’t a scam on the site
No scams allowed on the site
Crypto was in and it wasn’t a sin
But then...
You selling me art or just a lie?
Not lying this is art, just buyyyyy
So I used my currency
After our assessment
To make a little purchase-y
It was an investment
All my savings down the drain
An embarrassing day but anyway
We don’t talk about crypto, no no no
We don’t talk about crypto

Hey, bought an NFT just so that I could resell it
Although I did not know what the absolute hell it
Even is, like seriously, do you have any clue? You? You?! YOU?!
This whole experience has been so humbling
No college for my son and my life is crumbling
Grappling with currencies I couldn’t understand
That now I can’t stand

Seven million... bucks for this whack
If you want a refund they won’t pay you back
Yeah they steal your memes and make them their schemes (hey)

We don’t talk about crypto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about crypto

He told me this ape was mine, the next day, FLED! (No, no)
He told me this was a Banksy, well that’s what he SAID!
He said my money wouldn’t disappear, now I’m in the red
No, no
Your art is bought until someone screens a shot

NFTs are different from crypto, you’re just singing ‘crypto’ so you rhyme
NFTs will make your wallet grow
Like the volume of speech from a mime

Your NFT’s not on its way

He told me that the band that I stream would make an NFT. Betrayed by another!
I will not buy it
Get this
It hurts the environment too
AVOID IT NOW

Um, crypto
Yeah I want that crypto
I really need to know about crypto
Tales from the crypt, nondescript 'bout crypto

Do you own it? It’s not quite clear!
Crypto’s cryptic!

Seven million, bucks for this whack
(It was our blockchain)
(It was our blockchain)
If you want a refund they won’t pay you back
(We were getting Bitcoin and there wasn't a scam on the site)
(No scams allowed on the site)
Yeah they steal your memes and make them their schemes
(Crypto was in, and it wasn't a sin)
(But then)

You selling me art or just a lie?

More NFTs!

So I used my currency
(He told me that the band that I stream)
After our assessment
To make a little purchase-y
(Would make an NFT)
It was an investment
(Betrayed by another)
All my savings down the drain
(They're online, they're online, they're online, they're online)
(Hey...)

Oh dear!

Don’t talk about crypto
Why did I talk about crypto?
Not a fungible token
I never shoulda bought that crypto!