thanks jeff. good luck getting to diamond.
as always, enable subtitles for the best viewing experience.

lyrics:
Somebody once told me,
That ranked is gonna roll me.
I’m better off in quickplay instead
I thought that sounds really dumb,
Surely ranked is much more fun
So I queue, thoughts of gold guns in my head.

Well, the salt starts coming and it don’t stop coming.
Matched against pre-mades, no point in running.
Telling myself that I play for fun.
But if you don’t heal, I’m fucking done.
If you don’t change, I’ll throw this game,
I don’t care if Hanzo is your main.
I swear I’ll pick Torb on attack,
then uninstall never look back.

Hey now, you’re a platinum,
lock your main and go play.
Hey now, got to rank up,
got to earn that cool spray.
And all my guns will be gold.
No-one goes through ranked without getting trolled.

My last ranked game, could not have gone badder.
I’m losing each game, cant climb up the ladder.
So to help me get up to grandmaster,
I’m putting out a patch that helps me rank up faster.
I wonder if, what you guys say is true.
That changes that I make, make the game worse for you.
But overwatch belongs to me.
That’s the way I like it and I’ll do as I please.


Hey now, you’re a platinum,
lock your main and go play.
Hey now, got to rank up,
got to earn that cool spray.
And all my guns will be gold.
No-one goes through ranked without getting trolled.
x2

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