Just a number (30 stories) of fanon or unusual pairings from the show in the crack style. And, of course, real story about Emma's adventures in the past.

It's PART II. You can watch PART I -    • ONCE UPON A TIME - FIC! CRACK | FROM ...  

PAIRINGS AND SONGS:
1. INTRO (Armin Van Buuren feat. Christian Burns - This light between us)
2. REGINA / FLOOR (Chumbawamba - I Get Knocked Down)
3. REGINA / MILAH (Anggun -- Saviour)
4. GOLDEN SNOW (Lady Gaga -- Paparazzi)
5. HOOKED HEART (OST Mamma Mia -- Does your mother know)
6. SWAN HOOD (Jennifer Lopez -- Ain't it funny)
7. SNOW DWARF (Rammstein -- Sonne)
8. WOODEN QUEEN (Darren Hayes -- Popular)
9. RED BEAUTY (Lady Gaga -- Americano)
10. GOLDEN SWAN (Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo -- Tonight & Pitbull - Back in time)
11. CAPTAIN CHARMING (Selena Gomez -- Slow Down)
12. RED GOLD (David Guetta feat. Sia -- She Wolf)
13. LADY / DRINK (LMFAO -- Party Rock Anthem)
14. GOLDEN WOMEN (Britney Spears -- Womanizer)
15. HOOKRIEL (Beyonce and Shakira -- Beautiful Liar)
16. FRANKEN QUEEN (Rammstein -- Pussy)
17. TINKER HOOK (Pink -- U & Ur hand)
18. SNOW HOOK (Jamelia -- Beware the dog)
19. GOLDEN GREEN (Simon Curtis -- Super Psycho Love)
20. EVIL CHARMING (30 seconds to Mars -- Bad Romance, Lady Gaga cover)
21. GOLDEN HOOK (Adam Lambert -- If I had you & Coolio -- Gangster's Paradise)
22. LOST QUEEN (Boyce Avenue -- Rolling in the deep)
23. HOOKED QUEEN (Lady Gaga -- Alejandro)
24. MAD QUEEN (Lady Gaga -- Alejandro)
25. GOLDEN QUEEN (Lady Gaga -- Alejandro)
26. GOLDEN KINK (Rhonny Tufino -- S&M, Rihanna cover)
27. SWAN QUEEN (Rihanna feat. Jay-Z & E.S. Posthumus - Run This Town)
28. HOOK / FLOOR (Maroon 5 -- One more night)
29. QUENN THIEF (Elie Dupuis -- Bang Bang, Nancy Sinatra cover)
30. REGINA / ARCHIE (Stromae -- Formidable)