A Tribute to the Man's Neck (you did not misread that).

I HAD TO MAKE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE...

This man and his neck make me want to be a vampire. And even with my great love of True Blood and Vampire Diaries, I have never wanted to be a vampire (cuz, um, vampires don't exist). But that neck...

That neck all long and thick and...exposed. If I could just...