Chris McLean is pretty famous - er - infamous, that is, for his narcissism, sadism, and good looks. Today, I thought it would be a fun thought experiment to try and estimate how long Chris would go to prison if he were to be prosecuted in a Canadian Court for his long list of crimes committed over the years on Total Drama. Trust me, there's a lot.

Thank you so much to ShallotHare for the awesome art of Chris Mclean used in the thumbnail!
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Chapters:
Intro: 0:00
First Degree Murder: 1:20
Attempted Murder: 2:16
Child Abandonment: 3:05
Kidnapping: 3:53
Voyeurism: 5:13
Cheese Pizza: 5:57
Animal Cruelty: 6:45
Wildlife Trade Offenses: 7:42
Arson: 8:16
Canadian Labor Code Violations: 8:57
Wrongful Death: 9:47
Personal Injury: 12:20
Property Damage: 13:11
Assault/Battery: 13:46
Embezzlement: 14:11
Nuclear Waste Dump: 14:38
Nonpayment of Wages: 15:06
Final Tally: 16:14

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