I watched two lovers addicted to gambling

I watched the greatest film of the 21st century

I watched 3 Frankensteins

I watched a woman try to escape her abusive ex

I watched the Japanese remake of Sideways and unfortunately bad remakes aren't just America's sin

I watched a 1920's film with insane special effects

I watched a silent film cinematographic miracle

I watched the silent film that caused a scandal

I watched a swinging, boiling, bleeding teenage love story

I watched a criminal love story and the people who exploit it

I watched 500 movies in a year again and I have some thoughts

I watched an insane Holocaust comedy

I watched Anatomy of a Fall and it kinda reminded me of another movie

I watched an utterly gruesome revenge film

I watched a bizarre father/daughter relationship

I watched a movie about collective action, anti-corporatism, and... groceries.

I watched the straight version of CABARET and oh god oh no -

I watched DARK WATER, the most tragic J-Horror

I watched one sister plot the other's death

I watched a Jacob's Ladder remake no one was asking for

I watched Satan cause pandemonium in a convent

I watched an unstable medium kidnap a child to prove she's psychic

I watched a seance go horribly wrong

I watched a romcom where they do increasingly insane dares rather than go to therapy

I watched an Iranian serial killer the public called a hero

I watched a cat that could see the colors of your personality

I watched a girls' private school where you arrive by coffin

I watched a puppet as a boy as a zucchini

I watched a film from the wonderful world of Mamoru Hosada

I watched the "greatest film of all time"