Part III of my crack line. And now, the truth about canon pairings.

Part I -    • ONCE UPON A TIME - FIC! CRACK | FROM ...  
Part II -    • Once Upon a Crack (song spoof) - PAIR...  

LEO QUEEN - Urge Overkill – Girl,You'll Be a Woman Soon
CAPTAIN SWAN - Dan balan - justify sex, Touch and Go – Tango in Harlem
GOLDEN HEART - Flo rida (feat T-Pain) – Low
SWANFIRE - Kato Feat. John – Come On Baby Turn The Lights Off
HUNTER QUEEN - Maroon 5 - animals
RUMBELLE | WICKED IMP - Kelly – trick me twice, Taylor Swift – I Knew You Were Trouble
OUTLAW QUEEN - Rihanna - We found love
MAIDEN OUTLAW - Feeder – Goodbye feat. Lyse
SNOWING (AND CANON OF CANON) - Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe
EPILOGUE - Swanky Tunes feat. Raign – Fix Me, Taylor Swift – I Knew You Were Trouble