Here are my funniest standup comedy jokes about technology. Starting with my dad leaving messages on my answering machine all the way to Chinese toilets! Enjoy!

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:00 - Answering Machine
:36 - Leaving Voice Messages
:58 - Email
2:14 - Spell Check
3:05 - Remote Control
4:03 - Escalator & Moving Sidewalk
7:13 - Digital Photos
9:29 - Cord Cutters
10:20 - Landline
11:46 - Elevators
12:32 - Talking on the Phone
13:11 - Japanese Toilet
13:59 - Chinese Toilet

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Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
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CINCO
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Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking
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OBSESSED
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Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating

MR. UNIVERSE
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Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family https://bit.ly/3a6HW0L

KING BABY
Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon

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Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian

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Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses

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Hot Dog Fest https://bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
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