Jim Gaffigan's best animal jokes from his last stand up specials! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon Prime. Check out Canadian American and Spanish American by clicking here https://bit.ly/JGPaleTourist

:42 - "Pigs & Lobsters"
1:23 - "I Love Animals"
1:49 - "Horse Police"
2:43 - "Bears and Wild Animals"
4:08 - "Pigs"
4:52 - "Turkeys"
5:15 - "The Human Animal"
6:49 - "Cows"
8:50 - "Chickens"
9:35 - "Dog In a Bag"
10:30 - "Cats"
11:16 - "Dolphins are Mammals
12:02 - "Saw a Bear"
16:05 - "Safari"
18:03 - "Horses"
28:34 - "Moose"
30:36 - "Bulls"
33:08 - "Rodeo"
36:57 - "Zoo"
37:55 - "Sheep, Cows & Chicken"

THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set)- https://bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set)- https://bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Run with Bulls https://bit.ly/JGRunwithBulls
Ontario vs Quebec https://bit.ly/JGOntario
Spanish Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map https://bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas https://bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose https://bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo https://bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story https://bit.ly/JGDrake

QUALITY TIME
Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums https://bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying https://bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays https://bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather https://bit.ly/JGColdWeather

NOBLE APE:
Japan vs China https://bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages & Saunas https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada

CINCO
Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross https://bit.ly/JGFishGross
Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily

OBSESSED
Bars: https://bit.ly/JGBars
Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood https://bit.ly/JGSeafood
Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts
Bath vs Shower https://bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating

MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins https://bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth
McDonald's https://bit.ly/JGMcDonalds
Big Family https://bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney https://bit.ly/JGDisney

KING BABY
Jesus & Apostles https://bit.ly/JGJesus
Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken https://bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House https://bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean https://bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Jesus https://bit.ly/JGJesusinshape
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian

SUPER OLD
Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee
Caroline's Comedy Hr https://bit.ly/JGCarolines
Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses

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LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast https://bit.ly/JGToast
Burger https://bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork https://bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs https://bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped

THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (the next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog https://bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket https://bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Twinkies https://bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff https://bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite https://bit.ly/JGVegimite

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St.Louis Pizza https://bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy https://bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain https://bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia https://bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella https://bit.ly/JGPaella

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.