Of all the meat jokes I have made in my standup career, these are the best Enjoy!! What's your favorite joke in the compilation?

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:43 - Not A Strict Vegetarian
:58 - Pig Roast
1:16 - Steak vs. Bologna
1:36 - Whale Blubber
2:18 - Turkey
2:41 - Fried Chicken
3:17 - Bacon
8:07 - Meat Obsessed
9:09 - Ribs
10:10 - Bologna
11:40 - Chicken & Waffles
12:10 - Kobe Beef
14:12 - Hot Dogs
14:43 - Chicken Wings
15:27 - Steak is Manly
16:53 - Omaha Steaks
17:20 - A-1 Steak Sauce
17:42 - Steakhouse
19:11 - Reindeer Meat
19:44 - Cannibal
20:03 - Conair

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Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map https://bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas https://bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose https://bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist

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Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix
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Lying https://bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays https://bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather https://bit.ly/JGColdWeather

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Japan vs China https://bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada

CINCO
Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross https://bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad

OBSESSED
Bars https://bit.ly/JGBars
Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood https://bit.ly/JGSeafood

MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins https://bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth

KING BABY
Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken https://bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House https://bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean https://bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian

SUPER OLD
Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses

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Burger https://bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork https://bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs https://bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza https://bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta https://bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest https://bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm https://bit.ly/JGMeatball
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped

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Hot Pocket https://bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios https://bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Vegemite https://bit.ly/JGVegimite
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Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy https://bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain https://bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia https://bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella https://bit.ly/JGPaella

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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